Three Kings

viewed June 3, 2000 on VHS

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The second time around was not as stunning as the first.  I was more sensitive to a self-conscious hipness to the whole endeavor that made the cutting-edge social criticism feel more like liberal self-righteousness.  Nonetheless the energy and freshness that blew me away the first time were still there, the acting all-around is still great, the absurd moments of the film are still hilarious (though I cite the couple of sequences inolving Nerf footballs as examples of excess) while the violence is unpredictable and intense.  The interrogation of Mark Wahlberg by the former CIA trainee turned Saddam officer is the real heart of what's great about this movie: the dialogue is urgent, ironic and peppered with a roughhewn, physical wit ("You want your oil, my main man?  You got your oil, down your fucking throat").

viewed October 23, 1999 at UA Metro Center Colma

To safely make it to my double feature after exiting Music of the Heart, I took a detour -- a much-needed one at that -- to the men's room, then bought an overpriced medium popcorn and medium coke (I love how they get you with the "are you sure you wouldn't like a medium instead of a small, sir?" with a voice that inflects wise assurance).  Having paid my dues for sneaking into two movies, I took my deserved seat in the middle aisle and tried to keep my eyes on the trivia slide show while listening to a girl a couple rows ahead tell her friends how working at Longs Drugs was different from her days at Chico State ("I, like, get so tired sometimes").  The movie was terrific, though I couldn't help but be annoyed by the presence of the audience around me during more than a few moments.

The audience's reaction to certain events during the film could more or less summarize the feelings of Americans towards Iraqis and all Arabs.  I had the guy behind me reacting to images of the Iraqi soldiers getting shot with "Blam!" "Wow" and "Gotcha motherfucker!"  Later when a bomb explosion collapses a building on the sleeping infant child of an Iraqi soldier a collective gasp rippled through the theater.  When an amazing camera shot follows a bullet's deadly trail into the chest cavity of a soldier, showing bodily fluids oozing from punctured organs, the girl in front of me squealed, "Gross!" in stark contrast to her earlier exclamation of "Oh my God! I want that!" at the sight of dozens of stolen Rolex watches hidden in the Iraqi bunker. So we have pro-war, anti-war, pro-materialism and anti-gross: presidential candidates take note of the state of mind of our youth.

I left the movie in utter awe of what I perceived to be the stunningly acute understanding of the American invasion in Iraq: what it was all about, what the soldiers felt they were doing, and the biggest payoff for me, what the Iraqis, both Saddam's soldiers and the ordinary townspeople, felt about the whole mess.  It was only later that I received a reality check;  my girlfriend called me on one assumption I had made purely on the basis of viewing the film -- that most Iraqis wanted America to liberate them from Saddam, waiting in vain for that time to come.  Who knows what the Iraqis really feel -- like the main Iraqi resistance leader in the film, they probably don't care who's in charge as long as they can put up their hotels and other businesses, and then be able to buy a Rolex or Cadillac or other global success symbol.

This movie knows more about the Gulf War than I ever cared to, back when I tuned out the whole episode as one of Bush's P.R. ploys.  I was disgusted then by how people were using it as a pathetic excuse for patriotism, and turned my back on the whole mess, but watching this movie I realized that the best social criticism may not be disgusted ignorance to but intimate knowledge of the problem.  This movie is, or at least has the appearance of being, immensely smart and culture-conscious.  Comparing it to the other consumer candy that comes out of Hollywood, I'll take it.

Read Roger Ebert's praise of this film

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