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The Perfect Storm
viewed June
30, 2000 at UA Colma
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One's enjoyment of this film largely depends on
suspension of disbelief -- if one overlooks the bumper
crop of cliches taken from the textbook of Disaster
Movies 101 and Sailor Movie Scriptwriting, then there is
much enjoyment to be had in the heart-stopping special
effects.
The gang is all there: the scientist type, in this
case a lowly TV weathercaster, who foresees the grand
calamity. The rescuers who end up needing to be
rescued. The grizzled old man slouched at the
end of the bar, who when hearing that the fisherman
heroes have sailed out halfway across the Atlantic to a
spot called Flemish Cap, mutters, "Flemish Cap.
I sailed out there once in 1962. A lot of fish.
A lot of weather." By the time a shark
launched out of nowhere to crash onto the boat's deck, I
felt the textbook plagiarism had gone too far.
And of course he's right on the dot, and the audience
starts to anticipate what lies ahead.
Unfortunately the film is half over by this point.
I've heard a lot of praise for this film from those who
have been caught up in the swell of the action that
surges through the second half of the film -- but my
suspension of disbelief and willingness to sit back and
be entertained already been spoiled by the first half
where the life of fishermen is romanticized beyond all
recognition and exposition is laid out, painfully and
perfunctorily. Sea dog sailors who smell of
fish and beer, trying to court the harbor ladies however
fat or small to the rooms upstairs to the bar.
Then there's the divorcee who misses his kid, the young
fiance who's eager to start a family if only he had the
means, and the bachelor skipper for life who needs one
good score to break out of his slump -- they're played
respecitvely by John C. Reilly, Mark Wahlberg and George
Clooney, three of the most interesting actors of the
moment. Reilly wades through a shallow role that
leads to nothing, while Wahlberg and Clooney pretty much
carry over the same respective personalities they played
in Three Kings, the kid trying to get back to his loved
one, following the captain trying to do right one last
time.
However static, the strength of Wahlberg and
Clooney's personalities keeps their heads bobbing above
the overwhelming visual effects. It seems that
director Wolfgang Petersen has developed his own action
film aesthetic: creating scenarios that are utterly
implausible. In one sequence Reilly's hand is
caught by a fishing hook and he is dragged thousands of
meters in the sea before two fishermen jump after him
and somehow rescue both him and themselves. I was
reminded of the improbable sight of Harrison Ford as the
President in Air Force One being dragged behind a
jet plane thousands of feet in the air. Another
stunt involves Clooney climbing to the top of a
teetering mast with a blowtorch to detach a dangerously
swinging anchor in the middle of a hurricane: how likely
in all that turbulence would Clooney not lose control of
the torch and burn himself? They might be sights
to marvel at, but a lot of people won't buy them for a
minute.
Worst of all is a painful excuse for a eulogy at the
end. Without spoiling the ending, I'll say that
the movie stayed true to what actually happened, though
it doesn't seem that the filmmakers knew what to do with
this ending. So we get a treacly speech in an
enormous cathedral and a bewildered response from
everyone around me. I swear, half of the audience
in my screening were bawling their eyes out, the other
half was laughing hysterically, and I think there was
another half doing both. I was just looking around
in amazement of this phenomenon. The worst scene
in the film was the best moment I witnessed all evening.
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